With this pink tactical pen, you can invite your girlfriends to a slumber party, and then pay them back for fooling with your boyfriend
Tactical pens: Who knew? This sweet-looking, $23 ball-pen can be used to sign checks and faxes, and craft long letters, just like any other pen. But once the cap is screwed back on, you can flip it around and come out fighting.
The pens come from Schrade, are made from CNC-machined 6061 aluminum, and can be had in two designs. On features a heart motif stamped on the outside, presumably reminding you which vital organ you should be aiming for. The other is a much more practical fluted design, with four blood gutters running down the shaft.
Of course, you don?t really need to buy a tactical pen to get all ?tactical? on someone?s ass. Anyone who has watched Scorsese?s awesome Casino will already know this, having watched the unforgettable scene where Joe Pesci goes crazy on that idiot in the casino bar, and almost kills him with his own pen. Clearly a true ?tactical? master can turn anything into a tool.
Still, if it makes you feel tough to carry around a weapon, you?ll find them ? appropriately ? at the Knife Center. This may sound like a cool-sounding place to shop, but for every Kung Fu Sword there?s a pair of nose-hair scissors. And what on Earth are ?baby scissors??
The pink death-dealing pen is available now.
Schrade (Pink Hearts) Aluminum Tactical Pen [Knife Center via Book of Joe]
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